“Fuck Normies” Oversized Tee
Heavyweight cotton, bold chest print, built for daily chaos. Unisex fit.
Target price: $28–$32
Distressed Trucker Cap
Low‑profile, weathered look with minimalist “F‑N” embroidery. Maximum attitude.
Target price: $30–$34
“Anti‑Normie” Enamel Pin Set (3)
A mini‑collection of rebellious icons—bags, jackets, or your mood board.
Target price: $12–$16
Neon Pink Logo Stickers (10‑pack)
Die‑cut neon stickers—laptops, skate decks, street signs (probably don’t).
Target price: $8–$10
“Decide What’s Next” Idea Journal
Matte black notebook with subtle gloss logo—turn anti‑normie sparks into plans.
Target price: $17–$19
Custom “Anti‑Normie” Skateboard Deck
8.25″ pro‑grade maple with exclusive graphic. Ride it or hang it.
Target price: $60–$70
Deluxe “Fuck Normies” Hoodie
Oversized fleece, embroidered varsity‑style logo, bunker‑level cozy.
Target price: $48–$55
Limited‑Run Art Print Poster
18″×24″ screen‑print style poster. Hand‑numbered; gallery‑grade stock.
Target price: $30–$49
Custom Car Wrap (Premium)
Full or partial wrap with signature graphics. Installation in select cities.
Target price: $$$
“Break the Mold” Enamel Mug
Rugged, camp‑ready mug with rim logo. Dishwasher‑safe; road‑trip proof.
Target price: $14–$18
“Smells Like Rebellion” Candle
Wood smoke + incense + leather. Matte black glass, subtle label.
Target price: $22–$29
“Create Your Own Normie Escape” Workshop Pass
Live online art‑jam with an underground artist. Design limited merch in real‑time.
Target price: $15–$39